A humorous guide to hitting 20k months

This is for FUN… enjoy it!

Step 1: Manifest a unicorn as your business mascot. They bring good luck and magical abundance. 🦄 ✨ 

Step 2: Develop a signature coaching technique called “Tickle Therapy.” It’s scientifically proven* to make clients giggle their way to success.🤣 💪

Step 3: Create an irresistible offer that’s impossible to resist. Add a sprinkle of unicorn glitter for extra charm.✨ 🌈

Step 4: Hire a team of dancing penguins as your marketing squad. They’ll waddle their way to social media stardom and attract clients like nobody’s business.🐧 💃

Step 5: Launch your coaching program with a dramatic entrance, preferably on a flying carpet. It’s all about making a grand impression! 🛩 🌟

Step 6: Attend networking events dressed as a superhero. You’ll be the talk of the town and clients will flock to you for your super coaching powers. 🦸‍♀️ 🤝

Step 7: Master the art of levitating during coaching sessions. It’s the secret to reaching higher levels of success. Just don’t float away during a breakthrough moment! 🪄 💫

Step 8: Implement a “Happy Dance Break” in every session. It’s scientifically proven** to increase client happiness, referrals, and bank account balance. 🎉 💃

Step 9: Embrace the power of positive affirmations and surround yourself with motivational Post-it notes. They’ll remind you to stay fabulous and keep those 20k months rolling in. 💪 💰

Step 10: Celebrate each milestone with a dance party, confetti cannons, and a cake shaped like your bank statement. Remember, success tastes sweeter with frosting! 🎉 🎂

Disclaimer: *Not scientifically proven, but who needs science when you have fun?

P.S. I hope you’re having a fun weekend. Take care!

Signing off…